notice how carlos seems to just go with night vale weirdness now
you know after he was attacked?
what if he died that day. what if night vale is a kind of like purgatory. and thats why he’s like ‘oh hey im floating. might as well clean the gutters. yeah mountains aren’t real either’
in the same thought what if cecil died too and thats why he doesnt remember his family or anything idk
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES