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Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH
THIS IS GREAT
I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS
i said “What the Dickens?” and emily and charles just kept fighting over it between that and “What the Dickinson?” until charles changed it to “What the Oliver Twist?”
EDGAR ALLEN POE SAID “I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.” I AM DYING.
(via goosexual)
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shows before bros
#flicks before dicks #tales before males #scenes before peens #fictional lands before prostate glands
(via bloodyharpoonssherlock)
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they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
(via trashgnomesanonymous)
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what a beautiful dream
that could flash on the screen
and be gone in the blink of an eye from mewhenever i read calliope’s name my brain just says ‘callioooooooope’
(via jacknoir-sexual)
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Another Portrait.
If you havent guessed I am working on a portrait collection
and will soon be opening for COMMISSIONED PORTRAITS if anyone would be interested.Stay tuned for info.
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